May 2013
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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Damn…I have to stop doing that
claydols:
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
So, Netflix added the dictator. I had meant to watch it when it first came out but i never got around to watching it, anyways, it is such a great movie. Completely over the top and ridiculous in the most stupid ways but it was so incredibly funny
“The way you slam your
body into mine reminds
me I’m alive, but monsters
are...”
– Richard Siken (via loveyourchaos)
freeshawarmas:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
fancyladyindeed:
fandomblogger:
doctordonna10:
danglingthpider:
castielsunderpants:
phoenixgryffin:
drjohnhwatson:
thequeenofvillainy:
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE...
constrixii:
dionthesocialist:
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
i dont know man, my ceiling is pretty straight
spookapple:
jackvessalius:
look what we have here
